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When It Comes To Wine, Are You An Alpha?

When It Comes To Wine, Are You An Alpha? 0

blog , Laurita Winery , wine advice , wine humor 🕔June 9, 2018

You’ve heard the term “alpha”. Sometimes it’s applied to wolves or dogs, sometimes men, sometimes super heroes… but have you heard of wine alphas? We hadn’t. But we have the scoop, from the Wall Street Journal! A wine alpha has

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We’re In Training For The Wine Marathon!

We’re In Training For The Wine Marathon! 0

blog , Laurita Winery , wine humor , Wine Weirdness 🕔April 30, 2018

Not really. We’re in no shape for an endurance race. But the wine marathon is. a. thing. In fact, Bordeaux’s Marathon du Médoc is the ultimate vineyard run. The Guardian has the scoop. The course is 26.2 miles through scenic

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Someone Finally Made Wine In A Crock Pot!

Someone Finally Made Wine In A Crock Pot! 0

blog , Laurita Winery , wine humor , wine news , Wine Science , Wine Weirdness 🕔February 20, 2018

  It’s a meme come true! Well, maybe not exactly… The guy used juice, not grapes. And instead of a plain old crock pot he used a multi-function cooker called an Instant Pot. Whatever. We’re calling it wine in a

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Wine Resolutions!

Wine Resolutions! 0

blog , Laurita Winery , wine advice , wine humor 🕔December 31, 2017

We’re ready to ring in the New Year! And like everyone else, we’re working on our New Year’s Resolutions! So how about some wine-related resolutions?! We’ve got a list (borrowed from Bon Appetit, who ran helpful lists in 2017 AND

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A Different Perspective on Pairing

A Different Perspective on Pairing 0

Laurita Winery , wine advice , wine humor , wine pairing 🕔July 10, 2017

There are a lot of rules for pairing wine. Red with meats and sauces, white with fish. Tannins complement this and acids clash with that. Sweet wine for the one thing and dry win for the other. A lot of

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Poor Prognosis for Perfect Pairing?

Poor Prognosis for Perfect Pairing? 0

Laurita Winery , wine humor , wine pairing 🕔April 29, 2017

We talk a lot around here about pairing… Makes sense. We are, after all, a winery. And pairing wine with food is what wine lovers do and what wine makers do even better. We’ve offered you perfect pairings for everything

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Wine and Wine Moms and Mother’s Day Gifts…

Wine and Wine Moms and Mother’s Day Gifts… 0

Laurita Winery , wine humor , Wine Science 🕔April 22, 2017

With Mother’s Day coming up, we’ve been considering what kind of wine (and maybe a lovely decanter) to get Mom. After all, we’re pretty sure we’re the reason she drinks in the first place. That got us thinking about wine

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More Grown Up Fun With Wine and Sangria Jello Shots!

More Grown Up Fun With Wine and Sangria Jello Shots! 0

Laurita Winery , Recipes , wine humor , Wine Weirdness 🕔April 7, 2017

We noted the refined and understated approval of the recipe we shared recently, DIY Wine Gummy Bears for the Mature Wine Lover… Hahahaha! No. We’re kidding. We saw that your reaction was the same as ours. Namely, YAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!!! We were

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DIY Wine Gummy Bears for the Mature Wine Lover

DIY Wine Gummy Bears for the Mature Wine Lover 2

Laurita Winery , Recipes , wine humor , Wine Weirdness 🕔March 30, 2017

Wine, as you know, is a sophisticated creation, and is intended for consumption by serious minded adults. Hahahaha! Sorry, we couldn’t make it through that statement without a grin! Sure, wine is sophisticated. And complicated, and magical, and unique. And

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Should All Wine Be Wine Flavored?

Should All Wine Be Wine Flavored? 0

Laurita Winery , wine humor 🕔March 29, 2017

How traditional are you when it comes to wine? We’d never really thought about it until we read “Flavored wine should be stopped dead before it trends“, where Michael Austin makes some good points against flavored wine, and made us

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